a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.
this was actually the funniest scene on the office ever
can you smell what the rock is cooking?
empandas de queso para ti y todos tus amigos jajajaja tambien hice un jugito de mango
gracias, tia roca